Hi, I'm Fern (:
I am what I am.
I love who I love.
I do how I do.
I'm the most alive I've ever been.

Art. Photography. Film. Doodling. Fashion. Cosmetology. Hair. Jumping in Puddles. Cats. Kisses. Italian Food. Kinky Sex. Meditation. Piano. Pastels. Cigarettes. My Husband. Hugs. Guitar. The Interweb. Thrift Shopping. More Kinky Sex. Computers. Giggles. Androgynism. Perversion. Tall People. Childishness. Nonsense. Sushi. Poking. Coffee. Bananas. Marilyn Manson. Penguins. Cuddling. Star Wars. Terrible Porn. Sleeping. DDR. Fags. Dikes. Homos. Queer-o-sexuals. Trannies. Free Love. Peace and stuff. Canada. Babies. Cheerios. Bunnies. Poop. Hypocrisy. Fishnets. Bacon. Soap. Napping. Jeffree Star. Crooked Teeth. Blood. Shoplifting. Lady Gaga. Flannel. Even More Kinky Sex. Staplers. Sunshine. Kurt Cobain. Smiling Too Much. Adrenaline. Stamina. Fear. Clouds. Bob Marley. Combat Boots. Domo.

Tickle Me Pink, Silversun Pickups, Muse, Paramore, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Apocalyptica, Violent Femmes, The Used, Wolfmother, Underoath, System Of A Down, Attack! Attack!, The Presidents Of The United States Of America, Shiny Toy Guns, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, My Chemical Romance, Set Your Goals, Haste The Day, Demon Hunter, The Toadies, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Marilyn Manson, Korn, 3OH!3, Kelly Clarkson, Jack Johnson, Green Day, The Sex Pistols, Joan Jett, Kate Nash, Lily Allen, Jeffree Star, Franz Ferdinand, Switchfoot, Flyleaf, Goldfinger, The Agonist, Otep, Metallica, Everclear, Weezer, Emilie Autumn, Diecast, Mushroomhead, A Day To Remember, Coldplay, Evanescence, Seether, Staind, Civil Twilight, Bring Me The Horizon, Anberlin, Bullet For My Valentine, Coheed And Cambria, 30 Seconds To Mars, Cage The Elephant, The Ting Tings, Silverstein, Dave Matthews Band, Creed, Audioslave, Trivium, Beck, Avenged SevenFold, Led Zeppelin, AFI, Aerosmith, Jay-Z, Gorillaz, Chevelle, Bob Marley And The Wailers, Rihanna, Enter Shikari, Alanis Morisette, The Cranberries, Eminem, 3 Days Grace, Blink 182, Cartel, Oasis, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, Meg & Dia, Forever The Sickest Kids, Breaking Benjamin, Crown Atlantic, Bon Jovi, Tegan & Sara, 4 Non Blondes, Ben Kweller, Taking Back Sunday, Burning Hour, Sublime, No Doubt, Foo Fighters, Atreyu, Bush, Guns 'N Roses, A Perfect Circle, 36 Crazyfists, Drowning Pool, HIM, Outkast, Missy Elliot, T.A.T.U., Five For Fighting, Rammstein, Fell Far Behind, Bruce Springstein, Dave Melilo, Bayside, Hootie & The Blowfish, Disturbed, Panic! At The Disco, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, The Misfits, Counting Crows, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Smashing Pumpkins, Killswitch Engage, CKY, Citizen Cope, Bad Religion, Blind Melon, Lacuna Coil, Red Hot Chili Peppers, AC/DC, Queen, Danelia Cotton, Cascada, Katy Perry, Boys Like Girls, Cream, Collective Soul, Fiona Apple, Forgive Durden, Guster, Fuel, Goo Goo Dolls, The Offspring, U2, Sick Puppies, Blondie, Jimi Hendrix, Kimya Dawson, The Clash, The Kills, The Hush Sound, Rachael Yamagata, Saliva, Four Year Strong, Alkaline Trio, Antsy Pants, Therefore I Am, The Kinks, Jewel, Styx, Belle & Sebastian, CCR, Grand Funk Railroad, The Medic Droid, Kansas, The Talking Heads, David Bowie.

Silent Hill, Resident Evil 1, 2&3, Underworld, Shaun Of The Dead, Saved!, Transformers, Disturbia, The Messangers, Dead Silence, JUNO, Lord Of the Rings, Little Miss Sunshine, Secret Window, Pirates Of The Carribean, Harry Potter, Phantom Of The Opera, Rent, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Inside Man, Phone Booth, Children of Men, The Dark Knight, Four Brothers, REPO! The Genetic Opera, District 9, Cloverfield, The Crow: Salvation, Benny and Joon, Tenacious D and The Pick Of Destiny, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Gran Torino, Hot Fuzz, A Knight's Tale, Luther, The Good Son, Can't Hardly Wait, Silence Of The Lambs, The Hangover, Flightplan

Supernatural, Criminal Minds, House, Family Guy, Smallville, Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, South Park, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Cold Case, Without A Trace, NCIS

Cell by Stephen King, The Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris, and Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon.